One can make good use out of $100,000 for a party, but the more the merrier. I would spend $30,000 to rent out a giant yacht for the night, with a water slide going around the yacht which leads to a pool within the yacht. I would invite all my friends and relatives to come enjoy this great party. They will be shuttled in with limousines which would cost about $15,000. As for the entertainment, $10,000 will be spent to book Rick Ross who will bring the life to the party with his cool music and fine hunnies. There will be Bacardi 151, Blue Label, and Tequila everywhere with small finger foods on the side which will require around $15,000. The water slide will be fueled with cognac imported from Armenia which will cost around $5,000. Overall, the party will be crawling with women who will be large in all the right places, great music, and a nice vibe. In my opinion a modern day Gatsby party will be exactly how I envisioned it. As for all the leftover money, it will be raining with buckets all over the guests as the party is at its climax.
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The party was fun if you like having big boobs and butts thrown in your face. The highlight of the night was definitely the water slide but sadly we had to shut it down after Kim K.'s big pregnant butt got stuck in the middle of the slide. Thanks for the extra cash George! I cannot wait until the next one. (Just kidding. This sounds like a terrible party.)
ReplyDeleteHosting this party on a yacht was the best decision you ever made! I could not stop riding the slide. I consider myself the few lucky ones who witnessed Kim Kardashian getting stuck on the slide, as Ani mentioned. I cannot believe I forgot to ask her for her autograph though! It is okay, I found out that there were pictures of her and me in my camera. Those will be definitely uploaded on Facebook soon! Lastly, I simply cannot stop thinking about the wonderful stars that came out at night in the deep blue sky. Once again, the venue must have been the reason for it being the best party I have ever intended in my life! Thank you George for inviting me, and I certainly hope you plan an event like this again.
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